Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Royal baby's name: Two opinions



It's official! Prince William and Duchess Katherine--aka Kate Middleton--have chosen a name for their new little bundle of joy: George Alexander Louis! We asked two members of the Cafeteria Lady entertainment blog staff to tell us what they think of the choice.

Rick Tyre: George Alexander Louis? You've got to be kidding me! What the hell kind of name is that? They could hardly have made a worse choice. I'm not joking here. The only way they could have picked a worse name is if they just made up some kind of nonsense word, like--I don't know, something like Prince Bluh-bluh-bluh. At least they didn't name him a direction, like Kim Kardashian did with her brat. Then there's the fact that his initials are gonna be G-A-L. That spells "gal," and gal means girl, which he ain't. This is gonna be one screwed up little prince. Thank God I live in the USA.

Angela Grammer: Welcome, George Alexander Louis--we've been waiting for you for a long time! In choosing a name for their precious first child, the royals made a wonderful, thoughtful choice. Did you know that six kings of England have been named George? And now, one day there will be a seventh! Princess Diana must be smiling up in heaven to see her first grandchild bestowed with a beautiful name so richly imbued with English history.

What do you think of the newest little royal's name? Tell us in the comments, or on Twitter--we're here for you!

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