Elvira's "2 Big Pumpkins"

She's back! Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, the Queen of Halloween has just released a new 7" single that's also available on iTunes. It's the racy "2 Big Pumpkins," b/w "13 Days of Halloween," both by Fred Schneider of the B-52's! Follow the link, and you can hear "2 Big Pumpkins" for absolutely free, plus watch the video there that shows the record's unique, heat-responsive design. Plus, you get a peek at Elvira's storied boo-bs!

UPDATE: Looks like the record company has made the link members-only. Why? We don't know!

Go nude in a haunted house

Have you always wanted to be nude in a haunted house? Well, at last you can be--without having to worry about them calling the cops on you! Thrillseekers at Shocktoberfest in Sinking Spring, Pennsylvania, can pay $20 to doff their duds and test their nerves in the park's chamber of horrors. Why they'd want to, we dunno. But it's a free country--knock yourself out, weirdos!