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Showing posts with label amanda bynes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label amanda bynes. Show all posts
Thursday, July 25, 2013
Homespun Advice for Hollywood Celebrities: Miley Cyrus
Cafeteria Lady entertainment blog contributor Angela Grammer knows that the stars aren't so different from the rest of us--they could use some of the plainspoken wisdom shared in families across America and the world. Today, Angela shares her heartfelt advice for Miley Cyrus.
Miley, you are a beautiful and talented young woman (although I do think you looked even prettier when your hair was longer and your natural color). Your success is surely well deserved, and the joy and talent you've shown in your work has been an inspiration to girls everywhere.
But I worry about what those girls see when they look at you now. I also wonder what your fiance Liam Hemsworth thinks. I'm sure he loves you, but deep down in their hearts, not many men want to watch their future wife act sexual toward furniture, as the whole world has now seen you do in your latest video, "We Can't Stop." In the lyrics to that song, you sing about "dancing with molly."
Tuesday, July 9, 2013
Amanda Bynes: New wig
Another court date, another wig. Troubled ex-teen star Amanda Bynes may have lost her mind, but she hasn't lost her hideous sense of style. Today she appeared in court due to more trouble related to her alleged bong tossing, and Mandy wore a horrifying long, straight hairpiece in a color Lady Gaga pioneered over a year ago.
Amanda: all of us at Cafeteria Lady Blog wish you the same thing we wish the ailing Randy Travis: get well!
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