Robbing the Family Dollar store--in a wig!

An unidentified man held up a Family Dollar store down in Fayetteville, NC--and he did it while wearing a wig! The glamorous gunman first did a little shopping, then brought the merch up to the counter. When the cashier began to total the purchases, he brandished a gun and demanded money, possibly with a haughty toss of his fake, flowing locks. In contrast to California's terrifying but stylish Asian Wig Bandit, this fanciful felon has been described as a black male. But, like the Asian Wig Bandit, he hasn't been caught. Be careful out there, everybody!

"Asian Wig Bandit" on the loose

Have you seen this man? Then call the cops! He's the Asian Wig Bandit, and he's committed 15 robberies across sunny Southern California in the last few months, disguised in wigs and sunglasses.

LAPD detective Freddy Arroyo recently explained the mystery man's M.O.: "The suspect walks into a business disguised as a female wearing a wig and sunglasses, and as he approaches the employees, he pulls out a handgun, orders them to the ground and demands money and jewelry."

The stylish villain has switched up his look during his many crimes, sometimes choosing a brunette wig, other times preferring blonde. 

“I want this bandit identified, caught, and convicted before his crimes escalate,” cried Los Angeles mayor Eric Garcetti in a recent appearance. Let's hope this happens, soon--and be careful out there, everybody.

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He robbed a bank--in a wig!

Look at Daniel Christopher Williams of Largo, FL. Sensible but sassy in a yellow polo with midlenth honey colored wig, Daniel sashayed up to 1st United Bank in May and tried to rob the place, before running out, probably while shrieking.

Then he did it again! This time he mixed it up a little, and robbed another bank in an edgier, dreadlocked wig.

But now, the cops have have arrested Daniel and put an end to his stylish crime wave. 

It's good to look your best when your picture's going to be taken, but remember this: don't rob banks!

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Tennessee woman swims nude to help robber husband

This story about a robber's nude assistant is a little confusing, but it goes something like this:

Some lady in Crossville, TN, asked her neighbor, Stephen Amaral, if she could take a swim in his pool. He said yes, then she took off all of her clothes and did nude laps for an entire 20 minutes while dude sat there and watched. Meanwhile, the naked lady's husband was inside the neighbor's house, robbing the poor guy blind!

When Amaral returned to his house, he found that $1,195 in valuables had been stolen. The suspects are still on the loose.

What's the lesson? Who can tell. Maybe it's this: there's no such thing as a free show.