RuPaul & Cassandra Peterson?!

Wow, RuPaul's sensational RuPaul Drives knocks us out again! This time, the guest is Cassandra Peterson, the ghoul--that is, the gal--behind the indelible Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. RuPaul sings Cassandra's praises up and down, and really, you can never say enough about this unique performer. Cassandra talks about her many failed plans for retirement--the world wont let you go that easilly, missy!--and RuPaul names the hilarious Elvira, Mistress of the Dark as one of his top 5 favorite movies. The only thing wrong with this clip? It could be longer! Also, on Halloween, can we call him "BooPaul"?

RuPaul drives Marianne Williamson

So, we are a little late to RuPaul’s fun new youtube series, “RuPaul Drives…”, an informal talk show shot entirely in a moving car with Ru behind the wheel. It’s kind of like “In Bed with Joan,” which Joan Rivers does from her bed (RuPaul was a guest!). The show is quick and breezy, and to watch it is so, so easy! In the latest episode, RuPaul picks up Marianne Williamson, the mega-selling inspirational author and speaker. Marianne’s running for Congress, and Ru is skeptical (so are we). One big surprise: Marianne’s kind of a Lisa Vanderpump lookalike!

Marianne Williamson on Amazon

New "In Bed with Joan" with Eric Andre

Yes, Joan Rivers is back, with the 33rd episode of her unvarnished, outrageous online talk show, "In Bed with Joan"! Her guest? It's Eric Andre, and he's one of her boldest, most ribald yet! Also, it looks like Audible is going to be a regular sponsor for Joan--make that money, honey! We're sad, though. Audible sounds so nice, but at double the price of Netflix, it's just too, too expensive. Make us a deal, Audible!

You know what was great? That time Penn Jillette was on Joan's show!

Also great: Thanksgiving Gift Cards--from Amazon!

Elvira's "2 Big Pumpkins"

She's back! Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, the Queen of Halloween has just released a new 7" single that's also available on iTunes. It's the racy "2 Big Pumpkins," b/w "13 Days of Halloween," both by Fred Schneider of the B-52's! Follow the link, and you can hear "2 Big Pumpkins" for absolutely free, plus watch the video there that shows the record's unique, heat-responsive design. Plus, you get a peek at Elvira's storied boo-bs!

UPDATE: Looks like the record company has made the link members-only. Why? We don't know!

Robbing the Family Dollar store--in a wig!

An unidentified man held up a Family Dollar store down in Fayetteville, NC--and he did it while wearing a wig! The glamorous gunman first did a little shopping, then brought the merch up to the counter. When the cashier began to total the purchases, he brandished a gun and demanded money, possibly with a haughty toss of his fake, flowing locks. In contrast to California's terrifying but stylish Asian Wig Bandit, this fanciful felon has been described as a black male. But, like the Asian Wig Bandit, he hasn't been caught. Be careful out there, everybody!

OMG! Joan meets Tabatha!

It's a Cafeteria Lady Blog meltdown, as our favorite chat-show host, Joan Rivers, meets our favorite everything, Tabatha Coffey, on the sensational online chat show In Bed With Joan! Tabatha talks about growing up obese in transexual-staffed strip clubs, and Joan marvels at just how funny her guest really is. Can't they just have a regular show they host together, please?

Angela's Adorable Animals: Dog carries cat

When this doggone adorable pooch comes around, kitty gets carried away! Not even Cinderella had such a swanky ride. This heartwarming clip was sent by reader Lesley. --Angela Grammar

Breaking Bad returning--in Spanish!

Breaking Bad has ended at last--but it will begin again! The show is being remade in Colombia as Metastasis, bitch! We can't wait to relive the dizzying adventures of Walt, in a whole new language and probably a whole new style. And who knows what new storylines may emerge--the Metastasis crew may as well come up with something original, since the US series is the ultimate spoiler. What do you predict will happen?

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Below: watch the final season of the original Breaking Bad in English, on Amazon!

In Bed with Joan: 3 some, and commercials!

Joan Rivers is back with her phenomenal online talk show, In Bed with Joan, and she's celebrating the show's first threeway, with singer Jessie James and football star Eric Decker. Trivia tip: Jessie is NOT the girl who sings that "It's not about the money, money" song.

Something else is new in this episode--a commercial! It's for Audible, the audiobook subscription service. It sounds so great, but did you know it's almost $15 a month? Too much--it makes us sad.

Go nude in a haunted house

Have you always wanted to be nude in a haunted house? Well, at last you can be--without having to worry about them calling the cops on you! Thrillseekers at Shocktoberfest in Sinking Spring, Pennsylvania, can pay $20 to doff their duds and test their nerves in the park's chamber of horrors. Why they'd want to, we dunno. But it's a free country--knock yourself out, weirdos!

Saved by the Bell stars reunite

Jessie Spano and A.C. Slater are back! That's right, Elizabeth Berkley and Mario Lopez from Saved by the Bell joined forces again to shoot a segment of Extra in front of what appears to be a small, somewhat attentive crowd. The two stars look as beautiful and fresh-faced as ever, so it's hard to believe that it's been almost 20 years since their groundbreaking hit was on the air.

Elizabeth, who famously starred in the scandalous Showgirls, is a contestant on the exciting new season of Dancing with the Stars. Surely, hunky Mario is wishing her the best!

Nude college students imitate Miley Cyrus, take down statue

Shocking news from Grand Valley State University in Michigan--students there have been paying tribute to salacious songstress Miley Cyrus by taking off all of their clothes and going for a swing on the campus's beloved pendulum sculpture.

But nude antic do have consequences, and now the sculpture's coming down! Officials fear one of the exuberant nude frolickers might injure themselves, or even bring the artwork crashing to the ground, and have ordered the sculpture be removed.

Really, though, it sounds like no one seems to think the loss of the sculpture is such a big whoop--one administrator even said "It's given us a few chuckles." Nude pendulum swinging will do that!

Angela's Adorable Animals: Trio

A lion, a tiger, a bear--oh my! But don't be scared. These three look as close as peas in a pod. --Angela Grammer

Angela's Adorable Animals: Cat

Here's an adorable twist on an old favorite--this cat really is in the hat, and doesn't kitty look just as comfy as can be? This charming shot was found at reddit. --Angela Grammer

"In Bed with Joan": Kevin Nealon

This week on Joan Rivers's fantastic youtube show, the guest is Kevin Nealon. Though approximately no one will find this to be exciting news, Kevin turns out to be a very good guest, all mellow but funny. You should watch it!

Breaking Bad: What we didn't see

Entertainment Weekly has an amazing series of plotlines that almost happened Breaking Bad. The writers came up with these tantalizing possiblities, but all of them were eventually ruled out. They remind us a little of our own final-season predictions.

Nude blunder for Alison Pill

Pretty Newsroom star Alison Pill flashed her goodies on Twitter last year. Now, while making promotional appearances for her show, she says it was all a big mistake--a big, publicity-generating mistake!

Pill recently told Conan O'Brien, "...for about three months after it happened I couldn't... every time I met a new person I [kept thinking], 'Boobs! Nice to meet you, you've seen my boobs'" (see video above). Well, they don't call it show business for nothing!

Angela's Adorable Animals: Cat with sprinkles

Looks like kitty found the purr-fect dessert! --Angela Grammer

Lance Bass in bed--with Joan!

Joan Rivers snared a big star for her web show--it's Lance Bass! From N'Sync! Doesn't he look adorable in plaid, cardigan, and a tie. But why does he do that to his eyebrows? If he'd grow a few things out, he might look sort of like a cousin to Breaking Bad's handsome Aaron Paul!

Click here to catch up with Breaking Bad's final season!

Angela's Adorable Animals: Happy dog

Bow...WOW! This dog has the best smile on any animal, anywhere! The cutie canine was spotted on Reddit. --Angela Grammer