Commercial: Kid washes Prius in the rain

Wondering if your kid is on drugs? One way to tell is if he does something loopy like this little weirdo, who's washing his dad's precious Prius to save water. And what kind of tree-hugging parent would let their brat pull a stunt like this. That little punk could catch pneumonia out there, but mom and dad are just gazing upon his precious little self like he's Mother Teresa or something! --Rick Tyre