RuPaul & Cassandra Peterson?!

Wow, RuPaul's sensational RuPaul Drives knocks us out again! This time, the guest is Cassandra Peterson, the ghoul--that is, the gal--behind the indelible Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. RuPaul sings Cassandra's praises up and down, and really, you can never say enough about this unique performer. Cassandra talks about her many failed plans for retirement--the world wont let you go that easilly, missy!--and RuPaul names the hilarious Elvira, Mistress of the Dark as one of his top 5 favorite movies. The only thing wrong with this clip? It could be longer! Also, on Halloween, can we call him "BooPaul"?

RuPaul drives Marianne Williamson

So, we are a little late to RuPaul’s fun new youtube series, “RuPaul Drives…”, an informal talk show shot entirely in a moving car with Ru behind the wheel. It’s kind of like “In Bed with Joan,” which Joan Rivers does from her bed (RuPaul was a guest!). The show is quick and breezy, and to watch it is so, so easy! In the latest episode, RuPaul picks up Marianne Williamson, the mega-selling inspirational author and speaker. Marianne’s running for Congress, and Ru is skeptical (so are we). One big surprise: Marianne’s kind of a Lisa Vanderpump lookalike!

Marianne Williamson on Amazon

New "In Bed with Joan" with Eric Andre

Yes, Joan Rivers is back, with the 33rd episode of her unvarnished, outrageous online talk show, "In Bed with Joan"! Her guest? It's Eric Andre, and he's one of her boldest, most ribald yet! Also, it looks like Audible is going to be a regular sponsor for Joan--make that money, honey! We're sad, though. Audible sounds so nice, but at double the price of Netflix, it's just too, too expensive. Make us a deal, Audible!

You know what was great? That time Penn Jillette was on Joan's show!

Also great: Thanksgiving Gift Cards--from Amazon!

Elvira's "2 Big Pumpkins"

She's back! Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, the Queen of Halloween has just released a new 7" single that's also available on iTunes. It's the racy "2 Big Pumpkins," b/w "13 Days of Halloween," both by Fred Schneider of the B-52's! Follow the link, and you can hear "2 Big Pumpkins" for absolutely free, plus watch the video there that shows the record's unique, heat-responsive design. Plus, you get a peek at Elvira's storied boo-bs!

UPDATE: Looks like the record company has made the link members-only. Why? We don't know!

Robbing the Family Dollar store--in a wig!

An unidentified man held up a Family Dollar store down in Fayetteville, NC--and he did it while wearing a wig! The glamorous gunman first did a little shopping, then brought the merch up to the counter. When the cashier began to total the purchases, he brandished a gun and demanded money, possibly with a haughty toss of his fake, flowing locks. In contrast to California's terrifying but stylish Asian Wig Bandit, this fanciful felon has been described as a black male. But, like the Asian Wig Bandit, he hasn't been caught. Be careful out there, everybody!

OMG! Joan meets Tabatha!

It's a Cafeteria Lady Blog meltdown, as our favorite chat-show host, Joan Rivers, meets our favorite everything, Tabatha Coffey, on the sensational online chat show In Bed With Joan! Tabatha talks about growing up obese in transexual-staffed strip clubs, and Joan marvels at just how funny her guest really is. Can't they just have a regular show they host together, please?

Angela's Adorable Animals: Dog carries cat

When this doggone adorable pooch comes around, kitty gets carried away! Not even Cinderella had such a swanky ride. This heartwarming clip was sent by reader Lesley. --Angela Grammar

Breaking Bad returning--in Spanish!

Breaking Bad has ended at last--but it will begin again! The show is being remade in Colombia as Metastasis, bitch! We can't wait to relive the dizzying adventures of Walt, in a whole new language and probably a whole new style. And who knows what new storylines may emerge--the Metastasis crew may as well come up with something original, since the US series is the ultimate spoiler. What do you predict will happen?

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Below: watch the final season of the original Breaking Bad in English, on Amazon!

In Bed with Joan: 3 some, and commercials!

Joan Rivers is back with her phenomenal online talk show, In Bed with Joan, and she's celebrating the show's first threeway, with singer Jessie James and football star Eric Decker. Trivia tip: Jessie is NOT the girl who sings that "It's not about the money, money" song.

Something else is new in this episode--a commercial! It's for Audible, the audiobook subscription service. It sounds so great, but did you know it's almost $15 a month? Too much--it makes us sad.