Happy Independence Day, Mexico!

Cafeteria Lady salutes all our neighbors South of the Border as they celebrate the joyful occasion of their independence. This raw footage of the festivities in Zocalo Square makes us wish we were there. ¡Viva México!

Wendy Williams returns, literally eats crow

Bodacious, bombastic talk show hostess Wendy Williams returned to the airwaves on Monday for the debut of season six of her raucous chat fest. Yay! But it was not all fun and games, because Wendy finally had to make good on a promise she made long ago.

You see, funny Wendy once said that she was so sure that Kim Kardashian & Kanye West would never last long--and that if they did, she would eat crow. Well, Wendy is a woman of her word, so she showed up to the set with a chef and a bottle of hot sauce. Mmm-mm! (See the clip here.)

Wendy also did her usual thing and dished all about Beyonce & Jay-Z and Nick & Mariah. She also paid an emotional, hilarious tribute to Joan Rivers, who was a guest on Wendy's show a record eight times.

After a tough summer, it's a happy day when a sensational presence like this returns to light the screen back up. Welcome back Wendy!

Lady Bunny salutes Joan Rivers

It's no secret--here at Cafeteria Lady, Joan Rivers was one of our favorite things. After her shocking death, we sometimes found ourselves wondering how we could ever go. Leave it to Lady Bunny to show the way. Joan wanted us to laugh at shocking, inappropriate, and hilarious jokes, and in this video, Bunny's got a load of them, about Joan and other showbiz legends who've died this year.

One of our favorite bits is when Bunny says that Joan died doing what she loved most--having surgery performed on herself!

Commercial: Kid washes Prius in the rain

Wondering if your kid is on drugs? One way to tell is if he does something loopy like this little weirdo, who's washing his dad's precious Prius to save water. And what kind of tree-hugging parent would let their brat pull a stunt like this. That little punk could catch pneumonia out there, but mom and dad are just gazing upon his precious little self like he's Mother Teresa or something! --Rick Tyre