Thursday, August 29, 2013

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Angela's Adorable Animals: French bulldog with horse doll

"Let's horse around!" This cute French bulldog is ready to play, and even brought a toy of its own! --Angela Grammer

French bulldog, at Amazon

Watermelon clothes: Surprise summer trend!

Fashion's got a shocking new look this season--children's clothes, made from real watermelons!

The adorable look has become all the rage in China, where parents have taken to the Internet to share the sweet, all-natural creations they've carved out for their children. We love it! If only it came in our size...

Monday, August 26, 2013

Homespun Advice for Hollywood Celebrities: Miley Cyrus, VMA edition

Cafeteria Lady entertainment blog contributor Angela Grammer knows that the stars aren't so different from the rest of us--they could use some of the plainspoken wisdom shared in families across America and the world. Today, Angela shares her heartfelt advice for Miley Cyrus.

Miley, I've shared my advice with you in the past, but after your eye-opening, buttocks-oriented routine at the 2013 VMA awards, I think it's time to talk again.

You looked beautiful at the VMAs, and your singing was lovely. (I'm even starting to get used to the new, short hairdo!) But the spectacle you put on didn't show the world the best Miley. I do realize that "twerking" and simulating sex with Robin Thicke is a great way to grab headlines--there's no denying that no one's performance has been talked about more than yours.

Miley, America has grown up with you. Millions of girls have spent their lives looking up to you as a role model. I can only pray to the Lord that they won't now follow your lead and begin hoochie dancing in very public places.

Maybe that does not matter to you. Then listen to this: gimmicks and stunts do not make a long career. If you want to be remembered by the time the 2018 VMAs are on TV, it just might be time to put on some clothes. --Angela Grammer

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

"Breaking Bad" star Betsy Brandt on "In Bed With Joan"


Breaking Bad's Marie is on the new "In Bed with Joan," and she's totally funny! Who would have guessed that from her rather serious role. She and Joan crack jokes at Julia Roberts's expense the whole time, and the episode just breezes by. Highly recommended!

Click here for our extensive Breaking Bad coverage.

Click here to catch up with Breaking Bad's final season!

Angela's Adorable Animals: Dog plays dead at bathtime


"Mommy, if I have to take a bath, I'll just die!" This cute canine really does not want to get into the tub, and makes a doggone big deal out of playing dead. All the while, the patient owner knows that it's all just good, clean fun. --Angela Grammer

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Demi Lovato coming to "Glee"!


X Factor starmaker Demi Lovato will appear on the smash sensation "Glee" this season, appearing on a whopping six episodes. Fans of the singer-actress must have had a heart attack when they heard this exciting news!

Monday, August 19, 2013

Lady Gaga "Applause" video


It's been two years, but now at last, there's a new video from Lady Gaga, with all the flash, dazzle, and pizzazz we've come to expect from the controversial entertainer! Many fabulous new looks are unveiled here, and the choreography is, as always, a wow. That sound you hear from around the Internet is applause for "Applause"!

Friday, August 16, 2013

Breaking Bad ending: more theories!


We told you our guesses for how Breaking Bad might end its storied run. Now everyone wants in on the game! The latest is Wired, with some provocative theories gathered from across the web. We can't wait!

Click here for all our Breaking Bad coverage.

Click here to watch "Blood Money," the sensational start to the second half of season 5 of Breaking Bad.


Thursday, August 15, 2013

Zoo disguises dog as lion

I am puppy, hear me roar!

Zoogoers in Henan, China, were doggone shocked when the furry animal in the lion enclosure started barking at them. Turns out, it was a dog!

A zoo employee told the press that the park does in fact have a lion. He just wasn't there then. Other exhibits at the zoo included rats in the snake exhibit and foxes masquerading as leopards. It's like Halloween for the animal kingdom!

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

"Giant" grasshopper attack!

Look out, everybody--there's a giant grasshopper on the horizon! Not really, though: that bug up there is normal-size. It's just its position on the windshield produces an eye-popping illusion. This rib-tickler came from Reddit.

In Bed with Joan: Alyssa Milano

Joan Rivers is back! And this time, she's talking with Alyssa Milano, who is the first guest to show up in pajamas. Since Alyssa's dyslexic, Joan welcomes her to "Joan with Bed In"! Oh, Joan.

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Breaking Bad--emoji version!

Zoe Mendelson has really set a new standard in emoji storytelling with her detailed, accurate, and hilarious Breaking Bad recap--go see the whole thing!

Angela's Adorable Animals: Standing cat!

This funny furball seems to say, "I can stand it!" The gif is from Reddit's amazing CatsStandingUp. --Angela Grammer

Monday, August 12, 2013

Breaking Bad takes over the Internet!

Hey, have you heard? The last season of "Breaking Bad" has begun--and basically, it's the only thing on the Internet today. Among the many recaps of last night's gripping premiere episode, the best is from TV Line. One line made us laugh out loud (potential spoiler):
(Props to him, because I can’t toss my cookies without everyone in a four-block radius becoming aware.)
How much did you love the new episode?

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Naomi Watts as Princess Diana

Here's the poster for the upcoming Diana, starring Australian beauty Naomi Watts as Princess Diana. Though talented Naomi is lovely in every way, this doesn't strike us as much of a likeness. What do you think?

Friday, August 9, 2013

Angela's Adorable Animals: Dog in pool

This hot dog took the plunge! This cool pet belongs to Reddit's any_other, and he knows just how to chill out during the dog days of August. --Angela Grammer

Breaking Bad: More finale predictions!


Breaking Bad is coming to an end--perhaps you've heard! Some media outlets give you their end-of-show predictions in a fun, readable listicle. In contrast, the Telegraph asked many, many people who work there to write a paragraph or three each, and, well, see if you make it all the way through! Here's a highlight, from Ben Hazell:
The hidden Ricin capsule is quite the Chekhov's gun and will probably be the end of Walt. That or he uses his montage-Chemistry superpower to fake death and escape.
What do you think will happen? Tell us in the comments, or on Twitter. We're here for you!

Previously: Cafeteria Lady entertainment blog's Breaking Bad finale predictions

RIP Karen Black: Singing with L7

Tinseltown is saddened to learn of the death of Karen Black, an Oscar-nominated icon of Hollywood's second golden era, in the 1970s. Lighten the mood a little by watching her zippy performance of Sonny & Cher's "Bang Bang" with the all-female punk bank L7.

Thursday, August 8, 2013

Amanda Seyfried: Nude scenes are "liberating"

For her starring role in Lovelace, lovely Amanda Seyfried was called upon to perform nude scenes. But the Mean Girls star didn't care! "What's the big deal?" the actress wondered aloud, while publicizing the film. She was also reported to have commented: ""It's funny, because I felt liberated when I was doing it."

Well, you know the old saying: Liberté, égalité, nudité!

Watch Mean Girls now, at Amazon!

Bill Engvall: In Bed with Joan


Joan Rivers is back, with another episode of In Bed with Joan! Her guest, Bill Engvall, is a family-oriented comic who disgusts Joan when he reveals he likes to "work clean." But then she gets him to drop an F-bomb--and flip the bird!

 

"Orange Is the New Black": Real-life Piper in the NY Times

Piper Kerman--yes, Kerman, not Chapman--is seeing her profile shoot through the roof, now that Orange Is the New Black has become the break-out TV hit of the summer. And she's not just flogging the series and her memoir, upon which it was based; she's also advocating for women prisoners. Learn more about her here.

Click here for our full "Orange Is the New Black" coverage.


Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Angela's Adorable Animals: Dog and duck


I've gone quackers over this dog-gone adorable pair! The tuckered-out dog and duck duo was spotted near Sapa, Vietnam by Reddit user baxterisnotmyname. --Angela Grammer

"Breaking Bad" Skyler speaks!


Anna Gunn from "Breaking Bad" says "I didn’t know how dark this show would get.” But it could get darker yet, depending on how it ends. Read all of Anna's exciting statements here!

Monday, August 5, 2013

"Breaking Bad": Finale excitement


After a storied run on AMC, "Breaking Bad" is coming to an end. What will happen to its anti-hero, Walter White (aka Heisenberg) and his boy assistant, Robin Jesse? We'll start to find out on August 11, and then the suspense will drag on for the last several episodes. But until then, what happens is anyone's guess. Below, some of ours [SPOILERISH!].

Sharktopus vs. Mermantula: First look!



Sharktopus is coming back! The original movie from horror/exploitation god Roger Corman was a major hit for SyFy and kicked off a new era of B-movies, inspiring other fun films like Sharknado. And now, the Sharktopus sequel has been confirmed! Details are still sketchy, but we've learned the new movie will be called Sharktopus vs. Mermantula, starring Casper Van Dien, and then there's this little clip on youtube, which reveals very little. The excitement is mounting!

Lady Gaga on the big screen: Machete 2



The world knows and loves Lady Gaga as a singer and songwriter, but she's taking her moves to the big screen with a role in Machete Kills, the sequel to the hyperviolent, irreverent Robert Rodriguez movie. There's not a lot of Gaga in this sneak peak, but that's partly because it's crammed full of other stars, including Machete himself, Danny Trejo, plus Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara, Charlie Sheen, Antonio Banderas, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Hudgens, and Cuba Gooding, Jr. Doesn't it look great?

Friday, August 2, 2013

Angela's Adorable Animals: Cats with vacuum cleaners



Some fraidycats might run from big, loud vacuum cleaners, but not these kitties! In this collection of rib-tickling clips, a whole kaboodle of fun felines show why they're the coolest cats around--and the cleanest! --Angela Grammer

Selena Gomez is number one

Congratulations to Selena Gomez, who has hit the number one spot on the Billboard charts for the first time, with her smash album "Stars Dance." Featuring the irresistible "Come & Get It," the album is a key sound for the summer of 2013. At just 21, Gomez is one of the hottest stars in music, and she's doing it while keeping her dignity and steering clear of scandal and foolishness. All rising stars should take a lesson!

Thursday, August 1, 2013

Angela's Adorable Animals: Baby raccoon


On Reddit, user Jobin1120 writes "My girlfriend volunteers at an animal shelter and this little guy came in this morning!" The cuddly little raccoon looks like he might be the tiniest bit scared, but that's sure to change soon as he gets all the love and help he needs from heroes like Jobin1120's girlfriend. --Angela Grammer

Homespun Advice for Hollywood Celebrities: Lindsay Lohan



Cafeteria Lady entertainment blog contributor Angela Grammer knows that the stars aren't so different from the rest of us--they could use some of the plainspoken wisdom shared in families across America and the world. Today, Angela shares her heartfelt advice for Lindsay Lohan.


Lindsay, you’re out of rehab again--and, like it or not, you're also back in the public eye. As you know, keeping your sobriety is the most important thing right now, and you’ve slipped before, many times. But people will always give you another chance to accomplish this, because your life depends on it. 

You’re still beautiful, young, and talented, but so were a lot of girls who came before you but aren’t with us today, girls like Anna Nicole Smith, Amy Winehouse, and Whitney Houston. Lindsay, we don’t want to add your name to that tragic list. Wouldn’t it be wonderful if you could be a strong survivor, someone who proves to other troubled young stars, like Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato, that the path they’re on doesn’t have to be the road to doom? 

It warms my heart to hear you’ve chosen to skip the premiere of your new film, The Canyons--glitz, glamor, and the paparazzis’ flashes are not what you need right now. Keep up the hard work, Lindsay, and you’ll be a great star--on the screen, and off. --Angela Grammer

Read more Homespun Advice for Hollywood Celebrities here.

Randy Travis leaves hospital!

Great news out of Plano, Texas, as country music superstar Randy Travis leaves the hospital. The "On the Other Hand" singer suffered a viral heart infection earlier this year and, while recovering in the hospital, then suffered a stroke. Doctors said his health problems could be life-threatening, but he's getting better and has moved on from Baylor Heart and Vascular Hospital to a physical therapy facility. Fans around the world have seen their prayers answered and now look forward to his full recovery.