Above: Beautiful Cynthia Baily of "The Real Housewives of Atlanta."
The episode is "All Tea, All Shade," and Shrel and Remora watched it!
Shrel: We start with Kenya and her aunt. They’re looking at flowers, and it goes nowhere.
Remora: Next, Kandi and I forget who.
Shrel: Kandi says she looks extra casual, and that is no lie. She’s still got on glitter eyeshadow, though. And now she is stirring shit with what’s her name, who I guess has a thing vs. Kenya and Cynthia is in the middle.
Remora: This show is no “RHOBH.”
Shrel: More Kenya and aunt. Aun says forgive Portia. Kenya says she dislikes neither Portia nor snakes and that snakes bite. Ok!
Remora: Back with Kandi & what’s her name--Portia! Its’ Portia!--now here comes Phaedra.
Shrel: Wow, back and forth between Kandi & the Ps and Kenya & the aunt.
Remora: What’s up with Kenya’s skin?
Shrel: IDK.
Remora: Now Kandi tells about Apollo’s apology.
Shrel: His “Apollo-gy.”
Remora: Yes, that! At last, Phaedra finally finds out it’s a lie. Did Phaera faint? Because she’s laying back and her eyes are closed. Should we call 911?
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